Oh. My. GAWD.

The SuicideGirls Live Burlesque Show was one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen. And guess where we were? FRONT ROW BABY!!!!!!!! Which was the HOTTEST place to be, since they did all kinds of moves on the floor, right before our eyes.

My friends Rick, Jem, Darren & I were all there – and I even met Kat’s friend Christian who I recognized from her photos! I think the entire time everyone’s jaws were dropped to the floor and our eyes were like this: O O !!

What a GENIUS idea to put these girls on tour. Tatoo’d and pierced – dancing to kick ass songs. But not just dancing. PERFORMING.

Those 3 pics you see on that link above, they were there. The girl on top is named Snow, and she is totally sexxy – and has hot tatoos! The 2nd one down is Brandy (and hech hemm, she had the biggest boobies of them all) and that 3rd photo has to be the ass of Stormy, a super hot girl we all seemed to gravitate towards the most.

The girls (Snow, Brandy, Stormy, Violet, (sorry, missing 2 of them)) came out with electrical tape on their nipples… and did various “skits” throughout the night… The first one was a fantastic classic Burlesque act… and the chic’s body was amazing. She actually had a lot of ribs and tight abs, and it made me think Tiffany Bozic (who’s opening we hit before this show) would like this woman’s body.

So other acts were the beer guzzling “guy” (aka hot chic in guy-like clothes) drinkin’ budweiser out of a cooler… when his (hot) business woman girlfriend comes home (fishnets & all) and they start fighting (aka budweiser cans getting torn open and poured over glistening hot bodies)… And then there was the Punk girl “beats up” the cheerleader – hair pulling, tearing shirts off and all… and THEN there was the awesome gimp-like cat women … dancing and prowling and magnetically swirling around eachother, all to a Bjork tune.

I won’t even give away what the grand finale was for any of you who may go to the show – but let’s just say it involved ALL six ladies and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup. Ooohh yaaaaaa. Insane. HOTT little outfits, crazy hott little bodies and a rockin show!!!!!

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However, we have some serious feedback about their format. They had this other band Bloom (?) play with them – who admittably I didn’t think were that bad (actually now that I see their site, for some reason I don’t like them anymore hate them.) – but COME ON!!!! Who the hell wants to see 3 guys on stage play when we could have the SG’s up there? L-A-M-E!!! They even had the girls perform about 3 acts & then brought stupid ass Bloom up for another set. ?!?!? What the f* where they thinking? And there were WAAAYY too long of pauses in between each of the performances too – Take it from one act to the next ladies!! Sh*t – we all wouldn’t have cared if the whole thing was only 45 minutes if it was jam packed HOTT the whole time!

So the great news is though that Rogue Wave opened – and they rocked the house!! They were having SUCH a great time you could just tell! It was sooo fun! Graham (from Rogue Wave) even wore his hotty leather pants – that got ripped off by a SG later!! OH YA GRAHMMY!!! He was even wearing his pink & black “manties” in tribute of the SG’s… There is a polaroid of it somewhere and it’s HOTT!

After the show, all hot & bothered of course, we hit the Hemlock w/ the Rogue Wave peeps for some more drinks and to celebrate. Yummy beers, many laughs… what a fantastic night!!!!

p.s. photos of RW playing will be posted soon… Photos Posted!! New ones from my Girls Night Out & then ones of Jem & I – and Rogue Wave (although not the greatest, sorry!) at the Burlesque show! woohoo!!