scary growth hormones
Ok. I go to my pantry to get myself some cereal… and what do I find? ANTS!!!! Those little F*ERS!!!!! Mass genocide went down on those little shits… Can’t someone notify Ant Headquarters and let them know they’re NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!! in my house!!!!!
Anyway – I was forced to eat the scary “big apple” because all the ants had gotten into my cereal. And now I’m afraid I’m growing at an alarming rate.
My head is almost about to hit the ceiling, and I can’t fit in my Aeron chair anymore… and I’m having to type this with a pen because my fingers are too big to type on the keyboard. I don’t even think I can fit out the door!! OH NO!
Willo O'Brien published this at 1:57 pm in: Uncategorized ::
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Um, I can one up you – we have ants IN our refridgerator. Yep, that’s right. It’s so f-ing disgusting.
nasty!
You know what works really well?
Detergent, mix it with a little water and it drowns them because it has a greater surface tension and ants breathe through pores in their exoskeletons not lungs.
Get one of those cheap sprayers they have at drugstores and what not, mix up a solution and bring the genocide to the lil’ bastards!
-C.
i, for one, welcome our ant overlords.
-kent brockman